Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
See where the grass meets denim... yeah, up there, at my knees, that is my problem. That is how tall the grass in the "garden" is.
Ah hem. Was.
And, save for these babies:
the garden has been returned to yard.
Up until last night I was convinced these plants were carrots. Makes sense... that is what I planted there. The thing is, the foliage just doesn't look like carrots. Can anybody help me out? What are those seed pods?